Before we start: Tomorrow night is our weekly livestream. It’s at 8:00 p.m. and this week I’ll be playing host to Tim Miller, Will Saletan, and our new colleague Ted Johnson.

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You’re still getting to know Will. Come and meet Ted. It’s going to be a banger.

Also, I’m only going to write about P.J. O’Rourke today. That’s just where I a…