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In real life, without a wealthy father and father-in-law, Jared would be uneducated and unemployed, living on welfare and whining about how no one realized he was a hidden (well hidden) genius.

His wife, without a wealthy father, would be a Hooters waitress considering an offer to be a Pole Dancer at a Gentleman’s Club!

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An oleaginous fellow wrote a book about himself. Yawn.

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Warning. Pages of this book written by this corrupt greedy treasonous ignorant idiot cannot be used for toilet paper as they have sharp edges.

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A book by Mr. Roboto

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Jared is not worth my time , interest, or compassion. The fate of Afghani refugees in our country, and those trying to get here, is worth far more.

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I can’t imagine anything I would rather do less than read a book by Jared. I’d rather remove my own gallbladder with a dull seafood fork.

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This Thin Bisque Doll is worth a lot on the Antiques Road Show, if you're into that sort of thing..

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Aug 19, 2022·edited Aug 19, 2022

The novelization of how a pale, baby ostrich recounted how he was fed regurgitated Big Macs - wrapper and all - from his daddy-in-law and thought he had solved world hunger.

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"learned to ignore the noise"

I have always despised the use of the word "noise" to describe the American people telling their elected representatives (and those who work for them) what they want. Ivanka, and others used that word often as well, until "mob" replaced it. We were just a noisy mob to them, with no rights whatsoever.

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The house is burning because no one in it bothered to get batteries. They figured it was someone else’s job.

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We should do more of these GoFundMes for Afghan refugees. Seems like the very least we should do.

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As my son once said when we watched a particularly heinous movie: "This is what the taste of glue looks like."

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Jared Kushner, mannequin or man? Hard to tell, but I’d bet on the mannequin over Jared in a chess game.

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I will never forgive Kushner for ruining the Observer. My fav line from the review is that his fawning over Trump is like a cat licking a dog’s eye goo.

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Tim's on MSNBC right now!

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Not even sure I’m qualified to do any dunking in these comments

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